So, if you search DEEP into the internet, you migt find scary shit.
I did once, on a little known website called creepypasta wiki.
I found something truly awful there.
It was called LOLSKELETONS.
Who is LOLSKELETONS? You ask.
LOLSKELETONS is a spectre haunting all great pasta writers out there.
What does LOLSKELETONS do?
He deletes all the best creepypastas out there, true marks of beauty.
He is truly the anti-pasta writer.